Founder & Head Instructor

Travis “Slowburn” DeLancey

Born in Muleshoe, TX. Raised on flat roads, raw eggs, and VHS tapes of the 1987 Tour de France. Discovered cycling at age 12 when he was grounded and had to pedal everywhere. He never got faster. He never stopped.

By 19, he raced the regional amateur circuit under the team name Ballistic Saddle Bros, known more for their matching neon bib shorts than their results. Travis came in dead last in every race he entered, but never once left the afterparty alone.

Legend has it he once lost a race by 47 minutes but still left with both podium girls. He also claims he can change a flat tire with one hand while seducing a spin class with the other.

He is banned from four REI locations and one SoulCycle franchise for “unwelcome charisma.”

After suffering temporary testicular frostbite during an ill-advised mountain descent in the Beartooth Mountains in Montana — wearing cut-off shorts — Travis hung up his racing jersey but couldn’t hang up the dream. He moved to Geronimo because, in his words, “it looked flat and judgment free.”

He opened Num-Nutz in a repurposed Dairy Queen. The original soft serve machine now dispenses electrolyte slushies.

Current Class Schedule

The Ride Lineup

• Grind or Die
• Saddle Scream Sundays
• Tour de No Regrets
• Midnight Moisture Ride

All classes meet the non-judgmental jock rash policy  •  Bring your own towel  •  The slushies are free

Instructor Certification

How to Qualify

Instructors must pass a four-part test:

• CPR certified
• Able to pedal at 80 RPM while flirting
• Can scream “Pouvez-vous même faire du quad?”
• Must sign waiver agreeing to non-judgmental jock rash policy

Community Impact

What Num-Nutz Does for Geronimo

Community Testimony

Field Reports